Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
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ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
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being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I need moral support for this bender
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
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He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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