WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
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She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
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You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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