she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
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They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
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Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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