Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
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i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
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I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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