its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
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The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
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If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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