she woke up with a sticky ear
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
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I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
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He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
please don't ironically join a cult
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