We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
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Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
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Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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