I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
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Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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