I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
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I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
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Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize