this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
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You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
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Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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