Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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