I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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