Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
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I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
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I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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