last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
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I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
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All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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