So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
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well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
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He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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