The maid of honor just puked.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
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I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
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I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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