Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
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I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
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to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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