he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
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Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
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I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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