I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
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someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
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