Who wears a wallet chain?!
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
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what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
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apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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