Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
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Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
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Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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