he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
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The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
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the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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