Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
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If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
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I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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