So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
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the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
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yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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