Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
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my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
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In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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