10:57 - because I'm sure you're only person in the world to ever say this... get over yourself.
11:35 - you are the definition of hilarious. I don't even know why... but it's awesome.
haha everyone assumes the blind date was a chick... I know some pretty vain guys who would hold the mentality that they have to look perfect until they settle down. GOD so many husbands put on fugly beer guts in like, less than a year!
even if the girl was joking, she still probably will let herself go...hell i've seen it happen to peoples girlfriends after a year or too...they get fat and whiny and then wonder why their husband/boyfriend cheats
Just reply to that with "that's why I am never going to get married", finish your meal and then say you're going to the bathroom and sneak out leaving her to pay the check. She can find her own fucking way back home.
so when it happens to a guy, it MUST be planned by the girl, but if it happens to a girl (a guy saying something retarded on the 1st date), it CANT be? look at the text about the guy who started talking about "feelings" for reference. fucking feminists with their double standards.
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