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he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.

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(804): he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself. http://tfl.nu/dcvq

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I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.

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(804): I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years. http://tfl.nu/h8vw

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Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.

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(804): Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care. http://tfl.nu/7tzw

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Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry

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(804): Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry http://tfl.nu/mjn0

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That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.

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It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.

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(773): That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin. (804): It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals. http://tfl.nu/mo3g

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I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.

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(804): I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary. http://tfl.nu/ps0w

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My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.

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(804): My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur. http://tfl.nu/bitm

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I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...

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(804): I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts... http://tfl.nu/vjl2

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Parents weekend was a success.

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Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...

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Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.

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(804): Parents weekend was a success. (973): Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success... (804): Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend. http://tfl.nu/9gkg

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What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.

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(804): What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language. http://tfl.nu/0hum

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Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.

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(804): Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed. http://tfl.nu/0qnd

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Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.

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(804): Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat. http://tfl.nu/9gr0

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I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.

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pants will make it better? really?

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(804): I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand. (1-804): pants will make it better? really? http://tfl.nu/cx1r

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French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.

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(804): French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops. http://tfl.nu/0hfd

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I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.

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(804): I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday. http://tfl.nu/6jwi

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