Texts From Last Night

Last Night in California (209)

Sort By: Date / Good Night / Bad Night

• Favorite

  (209): View more from California

  I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (209): I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him.. http://tfl.nu/g4nz
  Replies (3) Good night (946) Bad night (433) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (209): View more from California

  I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (209): I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good. http://tfl.nu/spab
  Replies (1) Good night (1030) Bad night (421) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (209): View more from California

  Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (209): Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING http://tfl.nu/zpal
  Replies (5) Good night (953) Bad night (375) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (209): View more from California

  No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (209): No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you. http://tfl.nu/dxdf
  Replies (3) Good night (509) Bad night (940) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (209): View more from California

  High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (209): High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch. http://tfl.nu/isdv
  Replies (4) Good night (3198) Bad night (440) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (209): View more from California

  I will pee on everything he values.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (209): I will pee on everything he values. http://tfl.nu/vmpd
  Replies (8) Good night (1167) Bad night (508) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (209): View more from California

  Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (209): Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER. http://tfl.nu/edtf
  Replies (10) Good night (778) Bad night (830) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (209): View more from California

  Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (209): Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2? http://tfl.nu/78yk
  Replies (3) Good night (997) Bad night (417) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (209): View more from California

  The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (209): The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be. http://tfl.nu/3gjr
  Replies (5) Good night (801) Bad night (308) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (209): View more from California

  we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (209): we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin http://tfl.nu/oa4p
  Replies (1) Good night (853) Bad night (356) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (209): View more from California

  I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (209): I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow. http://tfl.nu/kya1
  Replies (1) Good night (1126) Bad night (309) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (209): View more from California

  Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (209): Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!! http://tfl.nu/rqsa
  Replies (2) Good night (886) Bad night (347) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (209): View more from California

  So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (209): So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility http://tfl.nu/15q1
  Replies (7) Good night (1306) Bad night (666)
• Favorite

  (209): View more from California

  Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (209): Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before. http://tfl.nu/iyhk
  Replies (4) Good night (446) Bad night (936) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (209): View more from California

  I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (209): I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins. http://tfl.nu/devk
  Replies (11) Good night (2033) Bad night (430) Order T-Shirt