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this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
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