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I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover

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Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.

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Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.

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I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom

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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST

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What do you wear to apply at a strip club?

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Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.

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(248): View more from Michigan

All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.

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Gonna go for any of them?

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Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.

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