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New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
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