Last Night in Iowa (712)

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  If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.

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  I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night

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  Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?

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  Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful

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  Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.

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  Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.

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  I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”

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  A gentleman AND a scholar

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  You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.

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  I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"

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  He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.

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  YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI

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  I CAN IF I WANT TO

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  please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen

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  Did i fall last night when u carried me home.

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  idk

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  OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first

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  Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis

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