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  • 76 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:24am
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    Boy or girl, I wouldn't want my kid chewing on a proxy for a cock. First rule of blow jobs: no teeth!

  • 75 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:50pm
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    what kind of dildo can be mistaken for a teething toy?

  • 71 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 2:12pm
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    I put my dildo in the freezer... It's a nice summer treat!!! =)

  • 66 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:31am
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    Haha um whhyyy would you put a dildo in the freezer?! I feel like that would be a "tongue stuck on the frozen pole" situation.

  • 66 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:50am
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    Hope it didn't get turned on. That be one hell of a gum massage.

  • 59 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:17pm
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    maybe the babysitter is only a little kid, say 10 or 11. Then they shouldn't know what a dildo is yet.

  • 61 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 5:23pm
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    it's not a bad parenting thing when you have a little baby who doesn't know what's what. if anything it's inconsiderate to leave your toys out. also though, as a frequent sex shop customer, i can tell you all that there are many dildos for the more conservative types that don't look like penises. some even look like shoe soles or seals. i mean, it could've been dolphin shaped or something, you never know. seriously, look it up.

  • 55 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 9:35pm
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    I put my dick in tha freezer!!

  • 56 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:56am
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    hope she didnt shove it up her ass first

  • 56 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 2:01pm
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    Ice cubes can be kinky during sex but a frozen dildo? WOW

  • 59 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:12am
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    10:38, she might've just been a prude.

  • 60 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:16am
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    10:36 that's some good ol' homophobia you have.

  • 59 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:57pm
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    g-spot dildo's look nothing like sex toys they're u-shaped and more than likely you would never know what they look like. but this is also the website that the majority of the readers feel the g-spot is a lie...

  • 48 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 7:37pm
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    @ 5:23 Why the fuck would you want a dolphin to fuck you? 

  • 53 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:55pm
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    If your babysitter is thick fucking dumb I wouldn't let her within 100 feet of your child

  • 60 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:36am
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    here's hoping the baby is a girl, or that young boy is doomed......

  • 48 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:29pm
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    Or for bitches with hung ass hubby's haha that shit gets pretty tight when after a week of no fuckin lmao

  • 43 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 8:13pm
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    @5:23 can you take me shopping with you please. Lol.

  • 48 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:19pm
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    What the hell is your dildo doing out where your babysitter has access to it? Great parenting once again....

  • 54 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:28am
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    don't leave your dildo out lady, if she went through your night stand that's her fault but if it's out you're an idiot and need to work on the parenting

  • 41 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 1:08pm
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    12:50, a chode dildo? Do they make those?

  • 45 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:19am
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    Dildos are for bitches that can't take a dick...!

  • 31 40
    Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Aug 3, 10 at 8:42pm
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    Must have been softer then most baby teething toys... And keeping it in the freezer was a bad idea if the other teething toys are in there...

  • 38 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 7:18pm
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    Is your babysitter Princess Superstar?

  • 45 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:13pm
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    yeah totally fake. obviously a dildo is wayyyy too big to fit into a teething baby's mouth!

  • 32 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 2:37am
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    and how frequently do you go to those sites? cuz you know an awful lot about dildos. you're like a connoisseur of fake dicks.

  • 28 49
    Submitted by princesspesa on May 26, 10 at 2:42pm
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    West hollywoooooooof.

  • 10 15
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 17, 12 at 3:34am
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    Mmmm, a frozen dildo would be sooo good.

  • 8 12
    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 2, 12 at 10:55pm
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    Upsides to hiring a Mormon babysitter: They don't drink or smoke, they come from families with lots of kids, and they speak English. Downsides? Took us a while, but we found one.