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  • 67 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 4:18pm

    I'm not a grammar Nazi.. I just happen to believe that if you're going to criticize someone, you may want to speak proper English to validate your point. I also happen to be a straight woman, so enjoy my non-existent wife.

  • 67 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 1:01pm

    very true about details

  • 63 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 1:05pm

    Of course this is 508. Lie-formulating via text messaging is 508's specialty. I specifically have "If anyone asks, I was with you last night," saved as a quick text.

  • 55 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 6:10pm

    4:19: Priceless...but I don't think anyone understood.

  • 58 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 2:43am

    See I happen to think the grammar Nazi is good for America. Considering all the slang and the declining of the correct use of words and spelling. I mean being educated isn't such a bad thing.

  • 56 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 11:55pm

    you only drank one bottle and your head is pounding? rookie.

  • 56 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 2:39pm

    Careful; too much detail and she'll know you're lying. It's a fine line.

  • 49 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 6:07am

    People who say 'then' instead of 'than' piss me off so fucking much.. fuckin' retards, it's not that hard. Better than that is when they say they like something "better then" something. I was thinking the same thing, 11:55.

  • 57 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 1:17pm

    11:10 No prob anytime sweetheart!! ;-)

  • 59 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 9:18pm

    7:02. Genius. I know for sure that for Verizon to Verizon texts, you can send 7 x 160 characters in one message. Might be true for other carriers, I'm not sure.

  • 61 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 5:53pm

    4:20, are you kidding, or are you actually a moron?

  • 63 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 2:08pm

    Tell her that we also had some dip -- a dip of my penis in your snatch

  • 62 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 1:01pm

    Really though, I think a dog taking a shit might be funnier then this text.

  • 56 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 11:37pm

    3:45, shut your fuckin pie hole. Maybe if people didn't mangle the English language so badly, there wouldn't BE any grammar Nazis. Go tell a GW story.

  • 49 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 6:13pm

    why is good grammar something to be ashamed of? and btw than and then ARE NOT the same.

  • 50 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 2:48pm

    Maybe before 1:01pm (3rd down) decides to criticize, they should learn the correct usage of the words "then" and "than".

  • 53 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:10am

    I've never had "fuck you" written to me so many times in one sentence. Thank you.

  • 53 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 4:24pm

    4:18 Has a smelly Grammar Nazi clam.

  • 58 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 4:20pm

    than and then are the same. stop bsing

  • 58 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 3:50pm

    I"d like 2 punch tha gramar Nazi in da face..!!

  • 49 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 1:28pm

    It's funny cause it's true!

  • 51 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 4:19pm

    i will certainly enjoy you're non-exiting wife

  • 50 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 1:35pm

    downing a bottle of wine by yourself, at home with your mom? AA is calling for you buddy.

  • 49 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:20am

    A bottle of wine by yourself is bad? Oh, so fucking what. My parents/friends/anyone I know wouldn't think twice about it. So you got drunk, we all like doing that.

  • 43 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 4:22pm

    and i will enjoy victory, again.

  • 43 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 8:31am

    8/18 2:48 Fuck you, 8/18 4:18 Fuck you, 8/18 11:37 Fuck you, 8/18 4:19 You're cool and 6:07 FUCK YOU I'm out!!!

  • 47 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 3:45pm

    2:48 Grammar Nazi Alert!!! There is one on every thread, thanks for the free English lesson. Oh by the way, your wife called she wants you to know she'll be home late tonight, gigity gigity!!

  • 49 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 6:24pm

    I want to eat your poop.

  • 50 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 7:02pm

    fake. longer than a text can be.