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  • 80 54
    Submitted by SamFisher on Jan 26, 10 at 7:38am

    lmao.

  • 67 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:15pm

    Duuude me too. Except with my dog. I love her so much that I almost start to cry when I think about it.

  • 76 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:58am

    I said one time to my fiance "I wonder what moomoo is doing'" needless to say he looked at me and said 'It's a cat!" boo glad to see others have the same ideas I do I personally wanted a web cam hooked up hehe I not found of kids but kitties are my family.

  • 77 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:22am

    June 11 3:28 a.m. Rofl, fucking hilarious!

  • 63 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:59pm

    I wish the same thing!

  • 77 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 9:10pm

    awwww. i love my dogs and cat. i go through separation anxiety at school, i swear...

  • 66 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:22pm

    dude i feel the same way. i actually won't sleep over sometimes because i'd rather be home with my cat.

  • 64 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:09pm

    Solution: embedded Twitter shock-collar application. Twitter your way to kitty brain damage!

  • 65 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:16pm

    I hope Karma do their part on you people.. I dont imagine my life without my cat, i got 13 years with him...

  • 68 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:51pm

    i know what you mean! like sometimes I will swerve to hit a cat

  • 69 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:14pm

    9:51 - you are going to find that karma can be an evil bitch

  • 62 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:19pm

    cats are oftentimes better than people. i miss my dead cat more than my dead grandmother.

  • 62 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:22am

    ohhh man ive always been the same way.

  • 61 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:11pm

    this will be me in a few months :|

  • 67 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:13pm

    my cat got hit by a car on the weekend, i wish i could tell her i love her one last time :(

  • 65 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:34pm

    My dog has pay-as-you-go...

  • 68 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:47am

    swear to god I think I sent this text

  • 59 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:12pm

    I know exactly what you mean. When I'm at work I get sad because I miss my cat so much. We're totally Quagmire and James.

  • 67 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:07pm

    If it makes you feel any better, I feel the same way about my dog. It's gotten to a point where I have my mom put the phone next to the dog's ear so I can talk to her.

  • 66 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:58pm

    People with cats suck, those who wish they could talk to their cats are even worse.

  • 54 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 1:42am

    aww.. i wish my dog could talk.

  • 49 55
    Submitted by rosey13 on Jul 11, 10 at 3:09am

    Me too....

  • 50 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:18am

    I didn't like cats until I got mine. They're actually more loyal to dogs, they only like their owner and no one else

  • 51 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:11am

    i love most animals but cats totally suck! they are fucking useless you cant even take them on walks and people who are obsessed with their cats are fucking losers!! i've stopped seeing girls because of their cat obsession and i will never date a girl with a cat again!!

  • 54 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:59pm

    @ 9:07 YES me too. @ 9:51, i hate you. @ 9:55 LOL

  • 55 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:26am

    First, LOL at 3:16AM Second, owning a cat lowers your chances of seeing my pussy!

  • 50 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:13pm

    I wish I can text you pussy too

  • 52 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:07pm

    sadly... me too :( left my cat at home when i went off to school. unfortunately kitty does not have opposable thumbs so this plan would not work.

  • 49 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:47pm

    Me too!!! I miss him so much :/

  • 60 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:01pm

    i wish my dog could text... but he doesn't love me any more because he thinks i abandoned him when i went to school... :*(

  • 54 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:43am

    This will be me in a few months... =( 9:51- KARMAAAAAAA! 10:50- LMAO!!! Now that I think about it, that would probably be true which would make me sad. lol 11:13- That's so sad... I'm sorry. =(

  • 47 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 8:50am

    This is only funny because any man over the age of eighteen has dated a bitch so dumb that he got a text like this.

  • 53 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:50pm

    oh but cats are totally bitches and would read the text and not reply. they'd totally pretend they are above your texts

  • 51 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:06pm

    Me, too! I miss him tons during the day, and I know he misses me, too.

  • 52 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:47pm

    omg that is soo precious and sad...

  • 52 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:03pm

    i literally just turned around to my cat and went "I WISH I COULD TEXT YOU TOO!" after reading this

  • 48 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:26am

    Guys who love their cats are the best. I'm always strangely drawn to guys who miss/love their cat...it's just so sweet!!

  • 47 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:57am

    9:51...FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!

  • 47 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 8:35am

    this is sweet and all, and i understand that people love their pets, but this is NOT FUCKING FUNNY. throw something a little more clever at me, tfln.

  • 53 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:55pm

    Seriously, if any of you are guys then you should reconsider your place in life.

  • 45 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:28am

    youre an idiot and i hate your cat

  • 50 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:25am

    Having been up since 3am due to the sound and feeling of my cats having a claws-out fight on my duvet, I think cats suck. I'd like to text them that.

  • 54 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:15pm

    this girl i know had an iphone app where she could view her webcam at home on her phone, and she would keep an eye on her dog all day.

  • 56 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:50pm

    That's adorable (: 1:42AM : DOUG FROM UP!!!!

  • 42 64
    Submitted by janesaddiction on Oct 16, 10 at 8:34am

    This is the kind of thought that takes a semi normal person and makes them persona non grata. If you really believe this don't ever say it out loud it makes you that crazy cat person.

  • 47 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:12am

    not a big cat fan, but i know how you feel, when im at work i talk about my dog like shes my actual child and show pictures to everyone. yeah im crazy, i admit it.

  • 38 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 2:56am

    I really, really love my kitten. He is fucking adorable, and is the best kitten in the world. Talking about things I love makes me want to cry haha. He just got over being sick. Anyhow. Cats are amazing. I wish I could text him, I'll bet he'd have lots to say. He loves to chitter and chat at me during the day. :D I meow back. I'm just that awesome. And I love my cat more than anything.

  • 45 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:42am

    that is the gayest thing I have ever read. seriously, get a life

  • 51 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:09pm

    this made me laugh! and i definitely wish the same thing. and to tell him to make sure the house doesnt get robbed.

  • 42 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:41pm

    Seriously?!?!?! It's a freaking cat- I don't even get that way with my boyfriend!

  • 42 70
    Submitted by shelbyelizabeth on Aug 30, 10 at 5:45am

    I have the same problem. I just love him so much

  • 42 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:28am

    I talk to my dog on speakerphone.

  • 47 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 7:21am

    I would get my cat unlimited texting so i could always reach her!

  • 49 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:39pm

    adrian? i know that's you, you freak

  • 48 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:15am

    Yeah, I don't know what I'm going to do when I go away to college in the fall. I'm going to miss my kitty. =[

  • 39 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:35pm

    Michelle, is that you?

  • 45 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:16am

    all you haters must not have pets, or at least i hope you dont because you obviously dont like them.

  • 36 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 6:28am

    I wished this a few years ago! I miss my little silk kitty so much :( if I could do anything to let her know how loved she is then I would. *sigh*

  • 41 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 7:14pm

    Awwwww! I totally feel that way about my kitty, too. She is my fur-baby!

  • 36 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:49pm

    i pictured this. and laughed.

  • 41 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:15pm

    1113 wtf i hope your joking

  • 27 62
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 7, 12 at 3:20pm

    This text (and most of the comments) are the definition of loneliness.

  • 39 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:15am

    you all are fucking crazy

  • 41 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 6:34am

    To the person who said "Anonymous said... People with cats suck, those who wish they could talk to their cats are even worse. June 10, 2009 10:58PM " and all the other haters go get f....d maybe the reason you say something like that is because you are an idiot and cats don’t f...ing like you. Also I think they got more brains than most humans, I got three cats and they got more brains and respect than most Humans I know.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 7:22pm

    I wish I could too...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:33pm

    when i'm at work i call my dog and talk to her over the answering machine. I'm pretty sure this confuses the fuck out of her, but it makes me feel better!