Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
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You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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