even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
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Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
did you just send me my own nude
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I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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