Kiss
Puke
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
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Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
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I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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