Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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