is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
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In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
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Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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