he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
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Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
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that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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