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Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
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Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
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Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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