I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
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So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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