btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
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Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
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Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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