I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
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Sacagawea was the original milf.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
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We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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