bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
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So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
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Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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