The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
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I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
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he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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