I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
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just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
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Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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