trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
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Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
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I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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