I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
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I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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