You surviving the open bar?
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I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
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i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
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We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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